Yesterday, my mother asked me to go shopping for a pair of broom and dustpan
I came across a friend of mine, who told me he encountered a toad last night.
He was so scared and almost fell into the pit. And he showed me the scars on his knee.
My God! What a deep scar! What a poor guy! I said, ”You are always a smart guy,
How could you be scared so terribly by such a toad?” He said, ”You don’t understand. I fear nothing
except for something like toads, carpenterworms. How disgusting! A glance of these makes me feel goose bumps
I said, ”You are lucky that you didn’t fall into the pit, or you would lose your face.” He said, ”You are rIght! I am almost there,
If the girl next to me hadn’t pull me up, I would have definitely been lying in the hospital.”
I said, ”So, you must have been flirting with her.” He said, ”How could that happen? I am not that kind of guy!
I asked her telephone number and nothing else.
Because she lost 2 corn cobs she just bought into the pit when she was pulling me up. So I owed her 2 corn cobs.”
I said, ”You drive me crasy. So you mean that only one could survive between you and the corn cobs”
And at the critical moment, the girl chose you, which made you very excited! Ain’t you?” He said,
“Yes, Exactly! Had I been defeated by 2 corn cobs, I would have been so disgraced!”
I said, If something happens(between you and the girl), tell me the story! He said, We are brothers! If there is a story, I will invite you to eat corn cobs, defintely! You could eat as many as you want! Am I generous to you?
I said, ”Don’t make fun of me! There you go!”
And then I bought 2 brooms for my mom and went back home.
Look! My mother’s words are right! I am such a naughty and shameless boy!