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酒鬼的故事 2015/06/22

language variety: 灌赤片 Guànchì西南官話 SW Mandarin官話 Mandarin漢語系 Sinitic漢藏語系 Sino-Tibetan

location: 泸县 Lúxiàn龙马潭区 Lóngmǎtánqū泸州市 Lúzhōu City

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我今天在这裡就讲一段关于单碗的笑话。
泸州人爱喝酒,我们把喝酒喊成是干单碗
说古时候有个男的,哪起都不爱,就爱喝单碗
人又懒得烧蛇吃,天天好喝懒做
还要媳妇儿在外厢做女工(红)来养到。(女工就是针线活路。)
他媳妇儿跟儿子娃儿劝了他好多回儿咯,好说歹说,硬是没得用,照喝不误。
这家人有个孃孃,就过来跟他媳妇儿和儿子讲:“
你们日子过得苦,屋头男的不顶用,恁个劝法都不得听,干脆不劝了,我跟你们出个办法。”媳妇、儿子听了都同意。
第二天,这个男的又一天到黑地喝,喝得打吐儿,他儿子就悄悄儿摸了根猪大肠甩在地下他吐的那一滩裡头,
他媳妇儿就趁势惊爪爪地吼:“哎呀你看,那是啥子,这下子安逸了噻,凡人都有五臟,你今天吐了一臟出来,咋个还活得到哦!”
男的就一直盯到肠子看,看了会儿,面无表情地说:“
怕哪起怕,唐三藏(臟)只有三臟还不是一样活到去西天把真经都取回来了,何况我还比他多了一臟!”
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说古时候有个男的,什么都不爱,就爱喝酒
人又懒,天天好喝懒做
还要妻子在外做女红来养他
这家人有位阿姨,就来和他妻、子商量:
你们日子过得苦,家中男丁不管用,这么辛苦地劝都不听,干脆不劝了,我跟你们出个主意。”他的妻、子听了都同意。
第二天,这个男的又一天到晚地喝,喝得吐了,他儿子就悄悄摸了一根猪大肠扔到地下,他吐的那一滩裡,
他媳妇儿就趁势惊讶地叫:“哎呀你看,那是什么,这下子好了,凡人都有五臟,你今天吐了一臟出来,怎么还活得了”
So I will talk about a tale of drinking.
Luzhou people favor drinking.
There\'s a man in ancient, has a passion for nothing but drinking.
and he is so lazy, never work for home.
His wife, which the major source of income, is a weaver.
His family admonished him for so many times, but it did\'t work.
An aunt comes to his home, talk to his wife and son:
\"Poor you, your husband is worthless. I have an idea to help.\" They agree it.

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CN20160914. (2015). 酒鬼的故事. In K. P. van Dam, S. Hansen, & J. Qi (Eds.), 乡音苑 Phonemica. https://phonemica.net/x/5587b5292bd5533e59887264/0 (accessed 2026/06/22)
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  author = {CN20160914},
  booktitle = {乡音苑 Phonemica},
  editor = {van Dam, Kellen Parker and Hansen, Steve and Qi, Jiayao},
  publisher = {Phonemica},
  title = {酒鬼的故事},
  URL = {https://phonemica.net/x/5587b5292bd5533e59887264/0},
  note = {accessed 2026/06/22},
  year = {2015}
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