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酒鬼的故事 2015/06/22

language variety: 灌赤片 Guànchì西南官話 Xīnán官話 Mandarin漢語系 Sinitic漢藏語系 Sino-Tibetan

location: 泸县 Lúxiàn龙马潭区 Lóngmǎtánqū泸州市 Lúzhōu City

uploaded by: joelfeng 2015/06/22


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我今天在这裡就讲一段关于单碗的笑话。
So I will talk about a tale of drinking.
泸州人爱喝酒,我们把喝酒喊成是干单碗
Luzhou people favor drinking.
说古时候有个男的,哪起都不爱,就爱喝单碗
There\'s a man in ancient, has a passion for nothing but drinking.
人又懒得烧蛇吃,天天好喝懒做
and he is so lazy, never work for home.
还要媳妇儿在外厢做女工(红)来养到。(女工就是针线活路。)
His wife, which the major source of income, is a weaver.
他媳妇儿跟儿子娃儿劝了他好多回儿咯,好说歹说,硬是没得用,照喝不误。
His family admonished him for so many times, but it did\'t work.
这家人有个孃孃,就过来跟他媳妇儿和儿子讲:“
An aunt comes to his home, talk to his wife and son:
你们日子过得苦,屋头男的不顶用,恁个劝法都不得听,干脆不劝了,我跟你们出个办法。”媳妇、儿子听了都同意。
\"Poor you, your husband is worthless. I have an idea to help.\" They agree it.
第二天,这个男的又一天到黑地喝,喝得打吐儿,他儿子就悄悄儿摸了根猪大肠甩在地下他吐的那一滩裡头,
他媳妇儿就趁势惊爪爪地吼:“哎呀你看,那是啥子,这下子安逸了噻,凡人都有五臟,你今天吐了一臟出来,咋个还活得到哦!”
男的就一直盯到肠子看,看了会儿,面无表情地说:“
怕哪起怕,唐三藏(臟)只有三臟还不是一样活到去西天把真经都取回来了,何况我还比他多了一臟!”

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mmingzzing
很喜欢这种口音!

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Cn20160914 CN20160914. 2015. 酒鬼的故事 [Jiǔ​guǐ De Gù​shì]. In: Van Dam, Kellen Parker; Hansen, Steve; Qi, Jiayao (Eds). Phonemica. accessed 2021/06/17
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@incollection{xyy2015jiu​guidegu​shi,
  author = {Cn20160914 CN20160914},
  booktitle = {乡音苑 Phonemica},
  editor = {van Dam, {Kellen Parker} and Hansen, Steve and Qi, Jiayao},
  publisher = {Phonemica},
  title = {酒鬼的故事 Jiǔ​guǐ De Gù​shì},
  URL = {https://phonemica.net/x/5587b5292bd5533e59887264/0},
  note = {accessed 2021/06/17},
  year = {2015}
}
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