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陈先生 1990 m

被困电梯的囧事 2013/07/04

language variety: 高陽片 Gāoyáng粵語 Yuè漢語系 Sinitic漢藏語系 Sino-Tibetan

location: 阳江市 Yángjiāng City广东省 Guǎngdōng

uploaded by: 大头木木乔 2013/07/04

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有一日，搭电梯回屋，上上子，突然间“啪”咗一声。
整间房黑到，部电梯也停在那冇会喐到。
助我naa naa naa，以为世界末日。好在，隔篱，同电梯还有个婆仔……
佢邓我讲，“后生仔，冇使naa，”
“箇部死电梯日日系箇只样咯。你好久冇回屋个乜呢？”
助我当时，冇知弟紫应佢好。谂谂，唉，转移话题啦。
丢我问其，“嗯，物业管理箇班天收，日日在做紧乜嘢。”
“电梯坏咗都冇知。”讲讲子，越讲越火。
火到老子摸摸裤，gam部手机出，打个电话畀物业。
”喂，领导，第契弟样个哇。“
“你部电梯日日停电，我改又被困电梯噢。你唔来做嘢？”
谁知，物业那班鹤神话老嗨过我。其抓起那个电话邓我讲。
“新年流流，乜谁来邓你修电梯。系箇样啊，拜拜。”
有一天，搭电梯回家，光闪了一下，忽然“啪”了一声
整间电梯变黑了，电梯停在那里也没有动。
害我非常害怕，以为世界末日。幸好，旁边，搭同一部电梯的还有一个婆婆。
她对我说：“年轻人，不用怕,”
这部死电梯天天都是这样的。你很久没有回家了吧？
我当时，不知道怎么回答她。想了一想，转移话题算了。
我就问她，“唔，物业管理那班混球，天天坐在这都在干嘛。”
电梯坏了都不知道。说着说着，越说越生气。
气得我，摸摸裤子，拿手机出来，打电话给物业
你这部电梯天天停电，我又被困电梯里了，你还不来干活？
谁知道，物业那班混蛋比我还拽，他拿着那个电话跟我说。
大过年的，谁来帮你修电梯。就这样，拜拜。”
you yir da tin tai wei wo shian shian qi din ge pa yi sheng
One day, when I was riding the elevator, suddenly there was a loud bang.
It became dark and the elevator stopped moving.
... I thought it was the end of the world. Thankfully, next to me, in the same elevator was an old lady.
She said, “Young man, dont be afraid.
This damn elevator is like this all the time. You havent been back home for a while?
... At the time I didnt know how to respond. I thought for a second, and just decided to change the topic.
Didnt realize that the elevator was broken. The more I spoke, the angrier I got.
I was angry. I felt at my trousers and pulled out my cell phone, and gave property management a call.
Hello....
Your elevator stops all the time. Stuck inside again. Why dont you do anything about it?...
Who knew that management.. they... the phone
It‘s the new year today. Who‘s going to come fix the elevator for you? Okay, bye bye.

Comments

mainkar ·
讲高州白话的我如果不看文字，几乎完全听不懂这段讲述……同属高阳片，差异也太大了吧……

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陈先生. (2013). 被困电梯的囧事. In K. P. van Dam, S. Hansen, & J. Qi (Eds.), 乡音苑 Phonemica. https://phonemica.net/x/543748482bd553180882ab9d/0 (accessed 2026/06/22)
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@incollection{xyy2013被困电梯的囧事,
  author = {陈先生},
  booktitle = {乡音苑 Phonemica},
  editor = {van Dam, Kellen Parker and Hansen, Steve and Qi, Jiayao},
  publisher = {Phonemica},
  title = {被困电梯的囧事},
  URL = {https://phonemica.net/x/543748482bd553180882ab9d/0},
  note = {accessed 2026/06/22},
  year = {2013}
}