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朱海斌 1987 m

下埠镇的一个故事 2013/08/04

language variety: 吉茶片 Jíchá贛語 Gànyǔ漢語系 Sinitic漢藏語系 Sino-Tibetan

location: 下埠镇 Xiàbùzhèn湘东区 Xiāngdōngqū萍乡市 Píngxiāng City江西省 Jiāngxī

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我是朱海斌,是江西萍乡人,下面先来一段家乡的童谣
癫婆姥癫,呷麻根,呷噶麻根困“长生”,“长生”楼里一支鬼
哈都癫婆姥一弹起。
接下来讲一段有关王林大师的内容,王林,江西省萍乡市芦溪县人
哈自称可以用气功切隔空取蛇,
以及拥有为外国首脑高官治病个特异功能
哈最近出里一本新书,在书楼里就展示了
蛮多他跟明星、官员、企业家的合照,其中就包括里刘志军
马云、李双江、赵薇、成龙、
王祖贤、蒋大为、刘晓庆等,
兜洗合照都让哈在网络上太出风头,哈被认为是萍乡个首富,
其府邸“王府”极其个豪华。
哈曾经在网络上被司马南所质疑
司马南就滑:哈滑,你兜扎功夫只是说
太过于拙劣里,当时王林在接受媒体采访时就滑,
哈滑你司马南呷几碗饭哦,管跟我切叫板,饿用气功隔几十米就能戳死你,
司马南就公开滑,哈滑你兜句话有滴几硬,有滴几力度,
有点盖中盖服多了的感觉,并表态称,
王林,你如果决意要戳死我,饿在北京随时恭候你过来,
如果你不来的话,饿有可能在媒体记者个陪同之下,
到萍乡你个王府门口来接受你个亲自检验,
王林,兜种拉皮条个,
竟然会得到各大个关注,
以切各满多名人个赏识,实在是非常滴可笑,
好里,我个家乡方言就感到各里为止。
我是朱海斌,是江西萍乡人,下面先来一段家乡的童谣
癫婆姥癫,吃麻根,吃完麻根睡棺材,棺材里面一个鬼
吓得癫婆姥一惊起。
接下来讲一段有关王林大师的内容,王林,江西省萍乡市芦溪县人
他自称可以用气功隔空取蛇,
以及拥有为外国首脑高官治病的特异功能
他最近出了一本新书,在书里面就展示了,
很多他跟明星、官员、企业家的合照,其中就包括了刘志军
马云、李双江、赵薇、成龙、
王祖贤、蒋大为、刘晓庆等,
这些合照都让他在网络上大出风头,他被认为是萍乡的首富,
其府邸“王府”极其地豪华。
他曾经在网络上被司马南所质疑
司马南就说,他说,你这人功夫只是说
太过于拙劣了,当时王林在接受媒体采访时就说,
他说你司马南吃几碗饭啊?敢跟我来叫板,我用气功隔几十米就能戳死你,
司马南就公开说,他说你这句话有点硬,有点力度,
有点盖中盖服多了的感觉,并表态称,
王林,你如果决意要戳死我,我在北京随时恭候你过来,
如果你不来的话,我有可能在媒体记者的陪同之下,
到萍乡你的王府门口来接受你的亲自检验,
王林,这种拉皮条的,
竟然会得到这么大的关注,
以及这么多名人的赏识,实在是非常地可笑,
好了,我的家乡方言就讲到这里为止。
wǒ shì zhū hǎi bīn ,shì jiāng xī píng xiāng rén ,xià miàn xiān lái yī duàn jiā xiāng de tóng yáo
diān pó lǎo diān ,chī má gēn ,chī wán má gēn shuì guān cái ,guān cái lǐ miàn yí gè guǐ
xià de diān pó lǎo yī jīng qǐ 。
jiē xià lái jiǎng yī duàn yǒu guān wáng lín dà shī de nèi róng ,wáng lín ,jiāng xī shěng píng xiāng shì lú xī xiàn rén
tā zì chēng kě yǐ yòng qì gōng gé kōng qǔ shé ,
yǐ jí yōng yǒu wèi wài guó shǒu nǎo gāo guān zhì bìng de tè yì gōng néng
tā zuì jìn chū le yī běn xīn shū ,zài shū lǐ miàn jiù zhǎn shì le ,
hěn duō tā gēn míng xīng 、guān yuán 、qǐ yè jiā de hé zhào ,qí zhōng jiù bāo kuò le liú zhì jūn
mǎ yún 、lǐ shuāng jiāng 、zhào wēi 、chéng lóng 、
wáng zǔ xián 、jiǎng dà wéi 、liú xiǎo qìng děng ,
zhèi xiē hé zhào dōu ràng tā zài wǎng luò shàng dà chū fēng tou ,tā bèi rèn wéi shì píng xiāng de shǒu fù ,
qí fǔ dǐ “wáng fǔ ”jí qí dì háo huá 。
tā céng jīng zài wǎng luò shàng bèi sī mǎ nán suǒ zhì yí
sī mǎ nán jiù shuō ,tā shuō ,nǐ zhè rén gōng fū zhī shì shuō
tài guò yú zhuō liè le ,dāng shí wáng lín zài jiē shòu méi tǐ cǎi fǎng shí jiù shuō ,
tā shuō nǐ sī mǎ nán chī jǐ wǎn fàn ā ?gǎn gēn wǒ lái jiào bǎn ,wǒ yòng qì gōng gé jǐ shí mǐ jiù néng chuō sǐ nǐ ,
sī mǎ nán jiù gōng kāi shuō ,tā shuō nǐ zhè jù huà yǒu diǎn yìng ,yǒu diǎn lì dù ,
yǒu diǎn gài zhōng gài fú duō le de gǎn jué ,bìng biǎo tài chēng ,
wáng lín ,nǐ rú guǒ jué yì yào chuō sǐ wǒ ,wǒ zài běi jīng suí shí gōng hòu nǐ guò lái ,
rú guǒ nǐ bù lái de huà ,wǒ yǒu kě néng zài méi tǐ jì zhě de péi tóng zhī xià ,
dào píng xiāng nǐ de wáng fǔ mén kǒu lái jiē shòu nǐ de qīn zì jiǎn yàn ,
wáng lín ,zhè zhǒng lā pí tiáo de ,
jìng rán huì dé dào zhè me dà de guān zhù ,
jìng rán huì dé dào zhè me dà de guān zhù ,
hǎo le ,wǒ de jiā xiāng fāng yán jiù jiǎng dào zhè lǐ wéi zhǐ 。
I was Zhu Haibin, Jiangxi Pingxiang, following a first-come home nursery rhymes
Woman basking epilepsy epilepsy, eating hemp roots, eating hemp root sleep coffin, coffin inside a ghost
Basking surprised scared woman from epilepsy.
Then talk some about the contents of the master Wang Lin, Wang Lin, Luxi County, Pingxiang City, Jiangxi Province
He claimed to be able to use qigong telekinesis snakes,
As well as foreign heads of state officials have extrasensory healing
He recently published a new book, on show in the book which,
He told a lot of stars, government officials, entrepreneurs, pictured, including the Liu Zhijun
Ma, Li Shuang Jiang, Zhao Wei, Jackie Chan,
Joey Wang, Jiang Dawei, Liu Xiaoqing, etc.,
These pictured let him steal the show on the network, he was considered the richest man in Pingxiang,
His mansion ”palace” extremely gorgeous.
He has been on the network questioned cult
Sima Nan said, he said, you just say this man kung fu
Too bad, when the Wang Lin said in an interview,
He said you eat a few bowls of rice cult ah? I would dare to challenge, and I will be able to use qigong Chuosi you every few tens of meters,
Sima Nan said openly, he said your words a bit hard, a little strength,
Cover the lid a little more than a sense of service and position, said,
Wang Lin, if you are determined to Chuosi me, I keep waiting for you to come in Beijing,
If you do not come, I might have accompanied the media reporters under
Pingxiang your door to the palace to accept your personally test,
Wang Lin, this pimp,
Actually will get so much attention,
And appreciated by so many celebrities, it is very funny,
Well, my hometown dialect will stop here so far.

Comments


风涅法 ·2014.0
哟里觉得差噶滴几味道样个

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朱海斌. (2013). 下埠镇的一个故事. In K. P. van Dam, S. Hansen, & J. Qi (Eds.), 乡音苑 Phonemica. https://phonemica.net/x/543746312bd553930782ab38/0 (accessed 2026/06/22)
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@incollection{xyy2013下埠镇的一个故事,
  author = {朱海斌},
  booktitle = {乡音苑 Phonemica},
  editor = {van Dam, Kellen Parker and Hansen, Steve and Qi, Jiayao},
  publisher = {Phonemica},
  title = {下埠镇的一个故事},
  URL = {https://phonemica.net/x/543746312bd553930782ab38/0},
  note = {accessed 2026/06/22},
  year = {2013}
}