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天文鎮的一个故事 2013/07/16

language variety: 欽廉片 Qīnlián粵語 Yuè漢語系 Sinitic漢藏語系 Sino-Tibetan

location: 钦州市 Qīnzhōu City广西壮族自治区 Guǎngxī

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我系浦北人来个，好過細時嗰陣呢、就同屋𡌋人搬到欽州市區了……
阿萨德
浦北个口音呢就跟到一啲啲噶冇見齊哦，慢慢呢、就成了而家……
欸、偏欽州城區噶啊隻口音，可能都咪幾準噉。
講一隻细時候在浦北嗰陣个古仔吖。浦北縣城呢、係一隻……
喊做小江鎮噶埞，一座好細个細山城仔。除了一條喊做小江个江之外呢，
邊頭都系啲細山仔。嗯、我以前(呶)個學校呢、就在一棟毋係幾……
……高个山頭頂啲，包括幼兒園呀、小學呀、都系噉。
好似山頭頂啲仲有初中同埋高中噉。我平時……
放學返屋𡌋噶話呢，要行條山路行落到㞘底，落到馬路坡邊頭....
先行得大路返屋𡌋。一系噉，平時我哋呢、就經常同几隻细路哥噉子
搵啊啲細路仔呀、爬牆呀、噉抄近路返去。在我屋𡌋同學校之間，有一間醫院。
医院嘅后背𪐀到山嗰头有(一)間瓦屋仔，
啱啱合适间瓦屋仔嗰屋頂㨃到條山路。
咁我哋就通時在條路啲跳到間屋頂去，跟尾正挽到邊頭條電線木滑落到地底，
正在大、醫院大門返去。有一日，我同幾隻細佬哥放學，
又系噉走，好過行到屋頂冇有幾遠个喎，
行在前頭隻肥仔，就𨂵冧啊條、啊塊瓦，成隻人……
紞落啊隻、啊隻竉裏頭啲。隻龜仔呢、又壞喎，
仲拉到我條腳同佢一齊先。我呶時一驚又順到捉另外一隻儂仔……
又拉落去了，哈哈哈……跌落到地泥嗰時呢、我……
啱好砘到隻肥仔，所以講、人呢、毋有乜大事，
不過好似……跌跛腳噉，嗯、冇乜行得逳喇。
隻肥仔就直接暈齊了過去哦；另外一隻花名喊做馬騮三噶儂仔成隻人𢴈在我哋兩隻身上，乜事都冇有！
間屋裏頭呢、冷飕飕到，馬騮三呢、就見到有好多啲……
白布，啲扱到一啲白布噶檯，然後隻馬騮三計……
係以前電視啲睇過啊啲實驗室呀、之類噶嘢，計白布底下下低啲系……
燒杯呀、藥瓶呀、之類个嘢哦，就行過去翻開塊布，
似似系睇到一對腳系乜嘢，我那時有啲啲遠，冇識系乜事，
就見到馬騮三嚇到成隻人一撴㞘𢴈落地底去
掰開把嘴啲哭呀喊呀真系。我見佢哭我又跟到哭，
雖然講冇識系乜事，反正就系哭，一直哭到冇哭出聲去，冇識過了幾耐。哭到哭到睡著咯。
醒過來个時候，見到自己在病床上邊咯。
啲醫生問我：“做乜跌得落去个？”我同佢講，講了之後呢、識……
原來我哋平時通路返屋企个嗰間系太平房來个。
我哋三隻人跌落太平房裏頭了，死冇吖你講呀！
那時外頭呢、有人聽到屋頭啲有人哭，又冇敢開門，
你諗哦，太平房有人哭系乜情況呀？有啲人嚇得尿都撒齐去。
好得孻尾有人報警搵來一幫公安開門救我哋出去哦，一冇冇識在裏頭啲宿幾耐哦。
又好得我跌跛腳，一系乜事都冇有个話，可能返屋企争啲捱打哦。
跟尾醫生呢安排我哋放幾日假，即系幫我哋請假噉子，冇使上課，
呃、去做了幾日个心理輔導，差冇多到養好我條腳先返去上課。哈哈哈……
嗰隻應該系我細時候做過記得最要緊
又系最癲癲pe1pe1个事嘞……隻古仔講齊嘞。
我是浦北人来的，但是小时候就和家人搬到钦州市区了……
我是浦北人来的
阿萨德
浦北的口音也跟着一点点地没了，慢慢成了现在……
呃～偏钦州城区的那个口音，可能也不是十分标准吧……
说一个小时候在浦北那会儿的故事，浦北县城是一个……
叫做小江镇的地方，一座很小的小山城兒，除了一条叫做小江的江之外呢……
旁边都是些小丘，嗯～我以前的学校就在一座不是很
(接前句)高的山顶上，包括幼儿园和小学都是这样的。
好像在山顶上还有初中和高中什么的，我平时……
放学回家的时候，要走那条山路走到尽头，下到马路坡附近……
才能走大路回家。所以，平时我们就经常和几个小孩子
找那些小路啊翻墙啊抄近路回去。在我家和学校之间，有一间医院。
医院的后面连着山的那頭有一间小瓦房，
正好这间小瓦房的房顶頂着那条山路。
所以我们就经常在这条路上跳到对面的房顶上去，接着再攀着旁边的那根电线杆滑倒地面，
才从大……医院大门出去。有一天我和几个小朋友放学……
(接前)也是这么走，但是走到房顶没多远的时候，
走在前面的那个小胖子就踩蹋了那条……那片瓦，整个人……
摔下那个，那个窟窿里面，这个家伙呢又使坏，
还拉着我的腿跟他一起掉下去，我那个时候一受惊又顺便把另外一个小男孩儿……
又拉掉下去了，呵呵呵……摔到地面的时候我……
正好压着那个胖子，所以说人貌似没啥大事……
不过好像……把腿给摔骨折了……嗯不是很能走得动了……
那个胖子就直接昏迷了，另一个外号叫作猴仨的小男孩儿整个人摔在了我们俩身上，什么情况都没有！！
那间房子里很阴凉，猴仨看到了很多……
白布，那些盖着白布的桌子，然后猴仨以为……
那是之前电视上看过的那些实验室啊之类的，以为白布的下面是……
烧杯啊，药瓶啊之类的东西，就走过去掀开那些布，
貌似他看到了一双脚，我那个时候离得有点远，也不清楚发生了什么，
就看见猴仨吓得整个人一屁股坐在了地上，
张开嘴大哭大喊，我看到他哭我也跟着一起哭，
虽然也不知道发生了什么，反正就是在哭，一直哭到实在哭不出声音了，不知道过了多久……哭着哭着就睡着了，
醒过来的时候，看见自己躺在病床上了……
有个医生问我：“你们怎么摔下去的？”我回答了他，聊过以后才知道……
原来我们平时走小道回家的那间房子居然是太平间……
我们三个人摔到了太平间里面，多离谱啊！！
那个时候外面有人听见房内有人哭，但又不敢开门，
你想吧，太平间有人哭是怎么一会事啊！！甚至有人都吓尿裤子了……
还好最后有人报警找了一群警察开门把我们就出去了，不然都不知道得在里面待多久……
也还好我把腿给摔骨折了，如果什么事情都没有～可能到家就会挨棍子了，
最后医生安排我们放几天假，也就是帮我们请了几天假，不用上学，
唉……去做了几天的心理辅导，差不多到养好我的腿上才回去上的课。呵呵呵……
这个应该是我小时候做过而且记得最牢
又是最疯狂的事情了……这个故事讲完了。
Ngo hai Pubaknjan-laigo, Haugwo slaisi-gozan ne, zau tung ukkaunjan bundau Hamzausiki liu……
阿萨德
Pubak-ga haujam ne zau gandau atditdit ga mo-gin-cai o. Maanmaan ne, zau sing-liu jigaa……
a～pin-Hamzausingki-ga haujam, honeng du mai gi zan gam……
Gong atzek slaisihau coi-Pubak-gozan-ga guzai aa. Pubakjinsing ne, hai atzek……
Haamzu-Sliugongzan-ga deng, atzo hau-slai-ga slai saansingzai. Ciliu attiu haamzu-Sliugong-ga gong zingoi ne……
..bintau du hai di slai saanzai, mng～Ngo jicin (nu)go hokhaau ne, zau coi atdung mo-hai gi....
....gau-ga saantaudeng-di，baaukwok(orthograpic: baaukwaat) jaunjijin aa, sliuhok aa du hai gam.
Hauci saantaudeng-di zungjau cozung tungmaai gauzung gam. Ngo pingsi……
fonghok faan ukkau gawaa ne, jiu hang tiu saanlu; hanglokdau dukdai; lokdou maalupo bintau……
..slin hang-dak daailu faan ukkau. Ahhai gam, pingsi ngodi ne, zau gingcoeng tung gizek slailaugo gamzi..
wan aadit slailuzei aa, paa coeng aa, caau kanlu fanhyu. Coi ngo ukkau tung hokhaau zigaan, jau akgaan jijyun.
Jijyun ge haubui naadau-saan-gatau jau (ak)ngaan ngaa ukzai,
Ngaamngaam hapsik ngaan-ngaaukzei-ga ukdeng duidau tiu sanlu.
Gam ngodi zau tungsi coi tiulu-di tiudau gan ukdeng hee, ganmi zing maandau bintau tiu dinslinmuk waatlokdau didai,
zeng coi daai……jijin daaimun faanhee，jau atnjat ngo tung gizek slailaugo fonghok……
jau hai gam zau, hougwo hangdau ukdeng mo-jau gi jin ga waa,
hang coi cintau zek fizai, zau caplam aatiu ……aafaai ngaa, singzek njan……
damlok aazek, aazek lung litau-di. Zek gwaizai ne, jau waai wo,
zung laaidau ngo tiu goek tung ki atcai slin. Ngo nusi akgeng jau sandau zok linghoi atzek nungzai……
jau laailok hee liu, haahaahaa……ditlokdau-dinai-gosi ne, ngo……
ngaamhau dandau zek fizai, sloji gong njan ne, mo-jau me daaisli……
batg- hauci nm …… dit beigoek gam……em maume hang-dek-njuk laa……
zek fizai zau zikzip wancai-liu gwohi uk; linghoi atzek faaming-haamzu-Maalauslaam-ga nungzai singzeknjen daatcoi ngodi loengzek sansoeng, mat sli du mo-jau！！
Gaan uk litau ne, laangslauslau-dau，Maalauslaam ne, zau gindau jau haudo dit……
baakbu, di kapdau atdit baakbu ga toi, njinhau zek Maalauslaam gai……
hai jicin dinsi-di tai-gwo aadi satnimsat aa, zilui ga nje, gai baakbu-daihaa-haadai-di hai ……
siubui aa, joekping aa, zilui ga nje o, zau haang gwohi faanhoi faai bu，
ci ci hei tai dou at deoi goek at hei met rje，ngo nuu si jau di di jyun,mou sik hei me shli,
gin dou MaaLauShlam haak dou sing zyak rjen at den dot, daat lok di dai hyi，
mut hoi baa zeoi huk aa ham aa zen hei, ngo gin kyi huk ngo jau gan dau huk,
shleoi rjin gong mou sik hei me shli, faan zeng zau hei huk,at zik huk dou mou huk dek cyet soeng hyi,mou sik gwo liu gi noi……huk dou huk dou seoi zyak lo,
shloeng gwo loi gek si hau,gin dou zi gi coi……byang cung soeng bin lo……
di ji saang wan ngo：” zu me dit dak lok hyi gek？” ngo tung kyi gong,gong liu zi hau zeng sik ……
rjin loi ngo di ping si tung lu faan uk kyi gok gan hei taai ping fong loi gok……
ngo di shlam zyak rjan dit lok taai ping fong li tau liu ,shli me ni gong aa！！
nuu si ngoi tai ni jau rjan tyang dou uk tau jau rjan huk,jau mou gam hoi mum,
ni nem ok, taai ping fong jau rjan huk hei me cing kunt aa？ jau di rjan haat dak shleoi dou shlaat cai hyi……
hau dak laa myi jau rjan bou ging wan loi at bong gong on hoi mum gau ngo di cyet hyi o, at mou mou sik coi li tau di shluk gi noi ok……
jau hau dak ngo dit tyun goek，at hei me shli dou mou gok waa～ho nang faan uk kyi zang di ngai daa o,
gan myi ji sang ni on paai fong gi rjat gaa, zet hei bong ngo di ceng gi rjat gaa gam zi, mou sai soeng kot,
ai……hyi zu liu gi rjat shlem li fu dou,caa mou do joeng hau ngo tiu goek shlin faan hyi soeng kot. ho ho ho ……
gok zyak jing goi hei ngo shlei si hau zu gwo gi dak zeoi jau gan
jau hei zeoi din din pye pye gak shli laa…… zyak gu zai gong cai laa。
I was born in Pubei, but when I was a child I moved in Qinzhou with my family ......
阿萨德
Since then, my Pubei accent had vanished gradually and slowly became now ......
Ah ~ some kind of Qinzhou-like accent, probably not such a standard one......
Let me talk about a little story that happened in Pubei when i was a child: Pubei county-town is ......
...a place called XiaojiangZhen, a tiny little mountain townie. Besides a river named Xiaojiang...
....there are only same small hills ,em~ My former school is right on a (not quite...
high) hilltop. Things including kindergartens and primary schools are all like this.
Apparently there was also a middle school and a high school on the hilltop. Usually I......
when I went home from school, I had to go along the ghat to its end, and went down to somewhere near the slope of the road……
then could I took the highroad home. So, usually we often along with some kids
found those trails and climbed over walls to take a short to go back. Between my home and the school, there was a hospital.
Its backside which attached to the mountain was a tiny tile-roofed cottage,
whose roof was exactly connected to the ghat.
So we often jumped from the road onto the roof, then we grasped the nearby wire pole to slide down to ground,
and finally went home out of the hospital gate. One day after school, several children along with me……
went home just like that, but when we got on the roof and after two or three steps,
the little fatty walking ahead trampled and collapsed the roof stampede, and his whole being ……
fell down into that hole. Also he scamp played trick on me,
and pulled my legs to fall down with him. frightened pulled I just another small boy
down too, hahaha ……When I fell on the ground, I……
I was just bearing down on the fatty, so there seemed to be nothing serious for me……
however, seemingly my legs were lame and I was unable to move...... ......
The fatty sank into a coma directly, while another boy with the nickname Maalauslam(monkey three) fell entirely on the two of us without any injury!
It is very chilly inside the house, Maalauslaam saw a lot of……
plain white cloth, and the tables covered by the white cloth, and then Maalauslaam thought……
that it was like those laboratories he had seen on television before and something like that, and he thought that those under the white cloth were……
something like beaker, bottle, and so on. So he walked over to it and took the cloth off,
He saw a pair of feet maybe,I don‘t know what happened, because I’m far away from him，
I saw Maloshlam scared the whole person sat on the ground,
He cried shouted, He cried shouted, and I cry together with he when i saw he cry ,
Although I do not know what happened,But still crying,and has cry to been unable to cry out loud,I do not know the time, maybe is long time ...... I cried myself to sleep,
When I woke up, i saw myself lying on the sickbed ……
the doctor asked me: ”how do you fell inside the hole in the roof?”I answered him，and talk about that……
I found the trail we usually go home that house is actually the morgue ......
we fell to the morgue inside, oh my God! !
At that time it was heard outside the room inside had some one was crying, but no one dared open the door,
You think, have some one is crying in mortuary ! ! maybe some people even scared wet his pants ......
Fortunately, the last was the police opened the door to us went out,Otherwise, how long we need to stay in the morgue，i don’t know……
and I put the fracture maybe not bad,If that was not something wrong,maybe my parents will be learned me when I go home
Finally the doctor arranged for us a few days off,not go to school.
Well ...... do psychological counseling for a few days,Well, until my leg to go back to school. Ha ha ha ......
This should be done when I was child and remember best
and the most crazy thing ...... the story finished.

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Jumseo. (2013). 天文鎮的一个故事. In K. P. van Dam, S. Hansen, & J. Qi (Eds.), 乡音苑 Phonemica. https://phonemica.net/x/543746312bd553930782aad0/0 (accessed 2026/06/22)
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  author = {Jumseo},
  booktitle = {乡音苑 Phonemica},
  editor = {van Dam, Kellen Parker and Hansen, Steve and Qi, Jiayao},
  publisher = {Phonemica},
  title = {天文鎮的一个故事},
  URL = {https://phonemica.net/x/543746312bd553930782aad0/0},
  note = {accessed 2026/06/22},
  year = {2013}
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